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2026-05-16 12:56:58

小学生作文恋爱梗,把老师逼到保送相声界…

小学生作文恋爱梗，把老师逼到保送相声界…

小作文里玩起了省份恋爱谐音梗：新疆+甘肃=“新甘情愿”，山东+山西=“东拉西扯”。

最后抛了个王炸问题：河南人和河北人谈恋爱叫啥？老师评语直接封神：“建议直接保送相声界！” 还打了个大大的A+

网友直呼：没点段子功底根本答不上来。

觉得河南人和河北人谈恋爱叫什么呢？

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