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来信原文：

Dear Greg,

I had been dating a guy for about two years, and I thought things were going really well. After he came home from a family visit, he told me he slept with someone he met at a bar. I was devastated and asked him why he did it. He told me I had put on some weight and therefore he wasn't that attracted to me anymore. I'm confused. He's right. I have put on about twenty pounds. Should I break up with him or start going to the gym?

Beth

翻译：

I had been dating a guy for about two years,

我跟我对象谈了两年了

and I thought things were going really well.

我觉得一切如旧都很美好

After he came home from a family visit,

他回去看望家人以后，

he told me he slept with someone he met at a bar.

跟我说他在酒吧里跟遇到的女孩子“翻车”了

sleep原型“睡觉” slept过去式

slept with sb. 跟某人睡觉了

I was devastated and asked him why he did it.

我当时五雷轰顶并问他为什么这么做

devastated极为震惊的崩溃的

He told me I had put on some weight and therefore he wasn't that attracted to me anymore. 

他说我胖了所以看起来再也不迷人了他自然也就不喜欢了

put on some weight发胖体重上升

Beattracted to对...喜欢着迷...

I'm confused.

我就蒙圈了

He's right.

他也是对的

I have put on about twenty pounds.

我的确胖了有20磅（18斤左右）

Should I break up with him or start going to the gym?

我应该跟他分手还是得开始去健身房？

作者回信原文：

Dear Twenty Pounds,

I definitely think you should lose 175 pounds-in the form of your loser boyfriend-not the twenty that you're talking about. He just cheated on you and called you fat. How many low-self-esteem protein shakes can one person drink? Using your weight as an excuse for his cheating is not only mean, but simply not valid. If he has a problem with anything in your relationship, he's supposed to talk to you about it, not put-his-penis-in-a-strange-vagina about it. And by the way, how's he going to react if you ever get pregnant or grow older and get a few wrinkles? Or wear a color he doesn't like? Get rid of this loser or I'm going to come to your house and get rid of him for you.

翻译：

Dear Twenty Pounds,

亲爱的20磅 你好：

I definitely think you should lose 175 pounds-in the form of your loser boyfriend-not the twenty that you're talking about.

我觉得你最应该甩掉的是175磅（158斤左右）差不多体格的 你的混蛋男朋友，而不是你说的 长胖的 20磅。

in the form of以....格式/ 形式

He just cheated on you and called you fat.

他不但“翻车” 还说你 肥得要命

cheat欺骗 不忠    固定搭配  cheat on sb. 背叛某人

fat  “死肥猪 ”  中性词  形容人胖可以说 bi g, plump

小孩胖 可以说 chubby

How many low-self-esteem protein shakes can one person drink? 

一个人究竟可以喝多少低自尊蛋白饮料？

low-self-esteem低自尊--配得感低 觉得自己不应该得到美好的人事物

shake摇晃引申为“饮料”

protein蛋白质

Using your weight as an excuse for his cheating is not only mean, but simply not valid.

用你的体重做借口“翻车”，不但不仁义 还说不通。

mean刻薄的   valid合逻辑的    合理的

If he has a problem with anything in your relationship, he's supposed to talk to you about it, not put-his-penis-in-a-strange-vagina about it. 

如果他对你俩的情感有问题，他应该跟你说，而不是把自己的工具放到别人的轨道里。

因为系统审查，此处只能这样翻译

penis男性小便工具

vagina女性生小孩通道

Be supposed todo sth.应该做某事

And by the way, how's he going to react if you ever get pregnant or grow older and get a few wrinkles?

那顺便问一下，如果您怀孕，或者变老长皱纹，他会是什么反应呢？

react反应回应

wrinkles皱纹

Or wear a color he doesn't like?

或者你穿个他不喜欢的颜色的衣服？他会怎么做呢？

Get rid of this loser or I'm going to come to your house and get rid of him for you.

甩了这个渣男否则我就来你家，帮你甩掉他。

(作者正义感爆棚了哈哈哈哈）

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